To meet or NOT to meet....that is the question...:\

To Meet or Not to Meet? That is the question...whether it is safer to the mind to have never socialized in such ways as this.....well you get the shakespearean drift

You know at some point your going to find yourself in one of those meetings where about 10 minutes into it your pondering the important issue to be discussed But theeeeeen you trail off into vague thoughts of your to do list, a past conversation, that hot girl or guy you saw, and eventually ending on contemplating the meaning of life and your role in it....:\

Point being its one of those meetings that can't seem to stay on task but more in a way that isn't entertaining but more mind numbing to the point you suffer from Charlie Brown syndrome over the lead speaker.


"womp Wawomp womp...and today's project womp wawomp womp womp"

So you begin to fiddle with your phone (as you cleverly hide it from plane sight of course) checking your facebooks..."twit"ters...and insert whatever guilty pleasure you please...to combat the high mind numbage that is the constant monotone speech, excruciating pain (with maybe the only thing rivaling it being LABOR PAINS as described by a friend) of unthought out statements and BS excuses, and the vile fatality to your sanity being what you hear and think might be an attempt at a "Pep talk" to boost morale....but you're not quite sure....

at the end.......you may find that nothing was accomplished........literally.....okay maybe not nothing....you may have accomplished wasting 15-60 minutes till your lunch or break...thus making your day go by faster.....but you wonder why you were there to begin with....or who you screwed in the cycle of Karma to end up there.....

then again..........maybe you're one of the luckies and got the exciting meeting with cake, cookies, punch, and jokes.......GOD BLESS YOU!.....Either way I think we all experience the first one at least once in our life...........only thing I can say is........CHEERS to you Mr./Mrs there is 15-to whatever minutes of my life I will never get back!!! This cold one is for you.

"United we stand there, Divided we might actually get more done in some cases"

J.A.G.